iHeart iPhone

In the spirit of the iPhone 4 release (I'm waiting for the white one), I thought I'd shout~out to what I love most about my iPhone: The Auto~Correct!

Dear Auto~Correct,

Thank you for the numerous lols I encounter while texting my seester, my husband, and my BFFs.  You have the capability of turning any text into hilariousness by auto~correcting my horrible thumbs into words that have nothing to do with the subject matter.  My friends & family have learned to decode my texts for what they truly mean, and I certainly let you take control for all the fun of it.  A few of the best:

Seester: "I think the game is rigged...Mom does too..."
Me: "Gagged"
Seester: "?"
Me: "That was supposed to be "hahaha"


Seester: "Khakis:
Me: "?"
Seester: "That was supposed to be "haha"...that wasn't even close."


Brookelyn:  "I'll try to come up, but I don't know if I can"
Me: "The night neorealism we can stay in..." ~ Supposed to read "the night before we can stay in..."



Others...
"Give" becomes "Hive"
"The" is most always "tje"
My sister Jen is usually referred to as "Ken"


...Additional smiles put into our days by the latest "smart" technology.


Love,
Elizabeth


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